1 00:00:33,205 --> 00:00:35,305 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:01:07,973 --> 00:01:08,838 More. 3 00:01:08,940 --> 00:01:10,752 You've finished your bottle. 4 00:01:10,776 --> 00:01:13,810 - You're full now. - Not full. Empty. Fill me up. 5 00:01:13,912 --> 00:01:15,423 Honey, that was dinner. 6 00:01:15,447 --> 00:01:17,687 Next bottle's at bedtime. 7 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:20,150 Tired. Sleepy. Night-night. 8 00:01:20,252 --> 00:01:22,151 - No night-night. - Night-night! 9 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:24,354 - No night-night. - Bottle! 10 00:01:24,456 --> 00:01:26,223 Not till night-night. 11 00:01:26,325 --> 00:01:28,524 This stinks. 12 00:01:31,896 --> 00:01:34,030 Come here. Come here. Come here. 13 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:37,500 Mmm. 14 00:01:47,545 --> 00:01:49,212 Ha-ha! 15 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:00,790 Ma, can we please have dinner? 16 00:02:00,892 --> 00:02:03,793 I'm wasting away. My thighs are hardly touching. 17 00:02:03,895 --> 00:02:05,340 Don't exaggerate, dear. 18 00:02:05,364 --> 00:02:07,530 - I heard you coming. - Ow! 19 00:02:07,632 --> 00:02:09,577 I don't see why the whole family has to wait 20 00:02:09,601 --> 00:02:12,335 for Robbie to get home from the stupid YMCA. 21 00:02:12,437 --> 00:02:14,637 Hey, hey, hey! We don't talk that way 22 00:02:14,739 --> 00:02:17,373 about the Young Males' Carnivore Association in this house. 23 00:02:17,476 --> 00:02:19,609 I remember the day 24 00:02:19,711 --> 00:02:21,478 when I was initiated down at the Y. 25 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:24,247 Made quite a meat eater of me. 26 00:02:24,349 --> 00:02:27,617 Do they really make you rip open a live mastodon with your teeth? 27 00:02:27,719 --> 00:02:29,264 That's right, little girl. 28 00:02:29,288 --> 00:02:31,888 It's a good, wholesome tradition for a young boy. 29 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:34,068 It'll keep your brother off the streets 30 00:02:34,092 --> 00:02:36,437 and teach him about his place in the food chain. 31 00:02:36,461 --> 00:02:39,162 Won't be long before you get the urge 32 00:02:39,264 --> 00:02:42,332 to rip into some flesh yourself, huh, Junior? 33 00:02:46,204 --> 00:02:48,904 - My old man's gonna kill me. - It's no big deal, dude. 34 00:02:49,007 --> 00:02:51,073 Everyone was tearing open their mastodon. 35 00:02:51,176 --> 00:02:54,410 I looked at mine, I showed my teeth, I ralphed on my shoes. 36 00:02:54,513 --> 00:02:56,812 Hey, you spewed a little lava. It happens. 37 00:02:56,914 --> 00:02:58,959 Yeah, some carnivore I turned out to be. 38 00:02:58,983 --> 00:03:02,185 Well, maybe the YMCA just isn't right for you. 39 00:03:02,287 --> 00:03:05,088 Yeah, tell that to my Dad. He'll never let me live this down. 40 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:08,091 Well, not everybody's cut out to be a carnivore, Rob. 41 00:03:08,193 --> 00:03:11,127 Did you ever think that maybe you're a... 42 00:03:11,230 --> 00:03:12,230 A herbivore? 43 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:14,130 - No way! - It's possible. 44 00:03:14,232 --> 00:03:16,244 Not for me it isn't. My dad's a carnivore, 45 00:03:16,268 --> 00:03:18,267 my mom's a carnivore, my sister... 46 00:03:18,369 --> 00:03:19,969 - Boy, is she a carnivore. - Yeah. 47 00:03:20,072 --> 00:03:21,805 I've gotta be a carnivore. 48 00:03:21,907 --> 00:03:23,718 Well, it's not necessarily hereditary. 49 00:03:23,742 --> 00:03:26,309 A lot of dinosaurs eat vegetables from time to time. 50 00:03:26,411 --> 00:03:29,078 - Yeah. - Including me. 51 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:32,114 You... you're one of them? 52 00:03:32,217 --> 00:03:33,350 Are you sure? 53 00:03:33,452 --> 00:03:34,985 I mean... How long have you known? 54 00:03:35,086 --> 00:03:36,931 Well, I always kind of suspected. 55 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,522 Ever since I was 12, you know, when I ever see vegetables, 56 00:03:39,624 --> 00:03:42,592 - Yeah. - I feel kinda... hungry. 57 00:03:42,694 --> 00:03:44,227 Jeez, Dave! I never woulda guessed. 58 00:03:44,329 --> 00:03:46,607 Hey, I sneak outta the house on weekends. 59 00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:49,109 I go to this veggie place across town. 60 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:51,100 - Mm-hm. - Why not check it out with me? 61 00:03:51,202 --> 00:03:53,603 No thanks. I'm not looking to munch on any greens. 62 00:03:53,705 --> 00:03:55,750 You don't have to eat anything. 63 00:03:55,774 --> 00:03:59,208 You just hang out and meet some of the herbivore girls. 64 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,911 - Really? - Yeah. 65 00:04:02,014 --> 00:04:05,281 - Hey, is it true what they say? - Oh, yeah, about chlorophyll? 66 00:04:05,384 --> 00:04:07,517 - Yeah. - Hah! Makes 'em wild! 67 00:04:07,619 --> 00:04:09,052 Ow! 68 00:04:09,154 --> 00:04:10,786 - Hey. I'm going tonight. - Huh? 69 00:04:10,889 --> 00:04:12,788 Wanna meet me there? 70 00:04:12,891 --> 00:04:15,191 Uh... Hmm... 71 00:04:20,265 --> 00:04:22,498 I see you. 72 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:32,242 Again! 73 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:36,313 Hi, everybody. I'm sorry I'm late. 74 00:04:36,415 --> 00:04:38,715 Hey! There's my carnivore! 75 00:04:38,817 --> 00:04:40,316 Oh, Dad. Dad! Dad! 76 00:04:41,986 --> 00:04:44,354 Dad, Dad! Come on, cut it out! 77 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:46,489 OK, everyone. We can eat now. 78 00:04:46,591 --> 00:04:48,758 Charlene! 79 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:51,828 Son, you and I have had our differences in the past, 80 00:04:51,930 --> 00:04:54,430 but as of today you're on the right track. 81 00:04:54,533 --> 00:04:56,166 And I'm glad I had you. 82 00:04:56,268 --> 00:04:57,633 Ah, jeez. 83 00:04:57,735 --> 00:05:00,569 I just got off the phone with Emily Stavis. 84 00:05:00,671 --> 00:05:03,439 Not now, Charlene. Dinner's getting cold. 85 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:06,610 She said that Peter said that Diana said that her boyfriend said 86 00:05:06,712 --> 00:05:09,412 that Robbie coughed up critters at his initiation. 87 00:05:09,514 --> 00:05:11,982 Charlene, I'm going to bite your head off! 88 00:05:12,084 --> 00:05:14,751 Ooh! He's not a carnivore, he's a cannibal. 89 00:05:14,853 --> 00:05:15,685 Hey, come here! 90 00:05:15,787 --> 00:05:17,620 Robert, is this true? 91 00:05:17,722 --> 00:05:19,855 But the whole thing was stupid anyway. 92 00:05:19,957 --> 00:05:21,969 Why should I rip apart some poor mastodon? 93 00:05:21,993 --> 00:05:23,737 I mean, what did he ever do to me? 94 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:25,795 He was smaller, that's what he did to you. 95 00:05:25,897 --> 00:05:28,164 Bigger eats smaller in the carnivore kingdom. 96 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:31,000 That's the way it is. That's the way it's always been. 97 00:05:31,102 --> 00:05:32,968 It's the food chain, Robert. 98 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:34,270 Love it or leave it. 99 00:05:34,372 --> 00:05:36,639 Some dinosaurs reject the food chain. 100 00:05:36,741 --> 00:05:38,619 Yeah. Well, you know what we call them. 101 00:05:38,643 --> 00:05:39,909 Earl, not at the table. 102 00:05:40,011 --> 00:05:41,011 Herbo! Herbo! 103 00:05:41,112 --> 00:05:42,832 Where did you learn that language? 104 00:05:42,914 --> 00:05:44,247 It's television. 105 00:05:44,349 --> 00:05:46,215 They say whatever they want. 106 00:05:46,317 --> 00:05:47,583 Television is responsible 107 00:05:47,685 --> 00:05:50,819 for the utter degradation of our society. 108 00:05:50,922 --> 00:05:52,755 We should write letters. 109 00:05:52,857 --> 00:05:54,002 - Mom. - What? 110 00:05:54,026 --> 00:05:55,591 Get a life. 111 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:58,828 - I don't feel very hungry. - Hey, sit down. 112 00:05:58,930 --> 00:06:01,263 If your mother can take the time to kill this dinner, 113 00:06:01,366 --> 00:06:03,165 you can take the time to eat it. 114 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:05,227 Why do we have to eat animals every night? 115 00:06:05,269 --> 00:06:07,970 It's possible to get nutrition from vegetables. 116 00:06:08,072 --> 00:06:10,039 Uh-oh. 117 00:06:10,141 --> 00:06:12,342 Well, it's happened, Franny. 118 00:06:12,444 --> 00:06:16,012 The green menace has crept into our very home. 119 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:18,281 Robbie isn't one of those radicals. 120 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:20,594 There's one hiding under every bed, Fran. 121 00:06:20,618 --> 00:06:24,120 Robbie, I'm gonna ask you something straight out. 122 00:06:24,222 --> 00:06:28,758 Are you now or have you ever been an herbivore? 123 00:06:30,629 --> 00:06:33,329 This is nuts. I don't have to answer this. 124 00:06:33,432 --> 00:06:35,510 You either answer me or you go to your room. 125 00:06:35,534 --> 00:06:37,934 Fine! Ugh! 126 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:42,772 That kid has defied me at every turn, Fran. 127 00:06:42,874 --> 00:06:46,509 Little by little, he's eating away at my heart and soul. 128 00:06:46,611 --> 00:06:49,212 Well, at least he's interested in something. 129 00:06:49,314 --> 00:06:50,513 I'm carnivorous, Daddy. 130 00:06:50,615 --> 00:06:53,082 I'll eat anything that moves. 131 00:06:53,184 --> 00:06:55,051 It's Charlene. 132 00:06:58,990 --> 00:06:59,889 See? 133 00:06:59,991 --> 00:07:03,325 Charlene, you are now my son. 134 00:07:03,427 --> 00:07:05,762 Thanks, Daddy. Can I have money for lipstick? 135 00:07:05,864 --> 00:07:08,698 - Of course, Son. - Oh! 136 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,000 I'm not letting you give up on Robbie like this. 137 00:07:11,102 --> 00:07:13,936 I want you to go upstairs and talk to him. 138 00:07:14,038 --> 00:07:15,437 Oh, that's what you want? 139 00:07:15,539 --> 00:07:17,506 Well, here's what I want. 140 00:07:17,608 --> 00:07:21,010 I want to sit here and enjoy my dinner and not go upstairs 141 00:07:21,112 --> 00:07:23,913 and that's what I want! 142 00:07:28,553 --> 00:07:30,419 But the hell with me. 143 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:35,937 Robbie, your father wants to talk to you. 144 00:07:35,961 --> 00:07:37,961 Do not. 145 00:07:43,301 --> 00:07:44,500 Robbie? 146 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:48,371 Robbie! 147 00:07:48,473 --> 00:07:52,708 See this, Fran? He's gone, skipped out. Gee! 148 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:56,679 I come up here on my own for a little heart-to-heart with my boy, 149 00:07:56,781 --> 00:07:59,115 and how does that little lizard repay me? 150 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:01,483 He leaves. He doesn't stay. 151 00:08:01,586 --> 00:08:03,019 He doesn't trust. 152 00:08:03,121 --> 00:08:06,255 He doesn't trust his own parents. 153 00:08:06,357 --> 00:08:09,091 - I'm going to search his room. - Earl, stop it. 154 00:08:09,194 --> 00:08:12,929 I want to know how far this thing has gone. 155 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,940 Broccoli! 156 00:08:24,042 --> 00:08:26,053 I could have understood a carrot 157 00:08:26,077 --> 00:08:27,722 or a little lettuce maybe, 158 00:08:27,746 --> 00:08:29,823 but right to broccoli? 159 00:08:29,847 --> 00:08:33,583 No! My son is an herbivore. 160 00:08:33,685 --> 00:08:35,796 Someone at school must have given it to him. 161 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:37,698 I'm sure he doesn't even know what it is. 162 00:08:37,722 --> 00:08:40,623 - He gets it from your side. - What? 163 00:08:40,725 --> 00:08:43,359 Your uncle Elmo, the one they never talk about. 164 00:08:43,461 --> 00:08:45,861 He ate off the wrong side of the plate. 165 00:08:45,964 --> 00:08:49,732 If only my cooking had been better, 166 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:52,668 he wouldn't have turned to this! 167 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:56,739 Franny. Come on, honey. Now don't blame yourself. 168 00:08:56,841 --> 00:09:00,676 I should have taken him hunting when he was a kid. 169 00:09:00,778 --> 00:09:04,480 I shoulda shown him the beauty of killing small things. 170 00:09:09,587 --> 00:09:11,947 No, no. A tangelo's an orange and a peach. 171 00:09:12,023 --> 00:09:14,357 No, man, it's an apricot and a plum. 172 00:09:14,459 --> 00:09:17,660 So, then... what's a tomato and an onion? 173 00:09:17,762 --> 00:09:20,129 Salsa! 174 00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:33,476 ♪ Has anybody here ♪ 175 00:09:33,578 --> 00:09:38,314 ♪ Seen my old friend Bambi's mother? ♪ 176 00:09:39,718 --> 00:09:44,987 ♪ Can you tell me where she's gone? ♪ 177 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,058 ♪ She fed a lot of people ♪ 178 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,328 ♪ But the tasty, they die young ♪ 179 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:55,998 ♪ Just like antelope, mutton ♪ 180 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:59,134 ♪ And Bambi's mom ♪ 181 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:08,477 Ah. Cukes. Check it out. 182 00:10:08,579 --> 00:10:10,646 Uh... 183 00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:12,314 Uh... 184 00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:15,685 I'm not sure I'm ready for this. 185 00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:17,153 Uh... 186 00:10:20,124 --> 00:10:21,524 Agh! 187 00:10:22,794 --> 00:10:25,828 Ugh! Gah! Eurgh! 188 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:28,531 - Hmm. - Hi there. 189 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,800 Uh... Hi. 190 00:10:30,902 --> 00:10:33,135 I haven't seen you here before. 191 00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:34,515 Yeah, yeah. Well... 192 00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:36,717 I was carnivorous until a few days ago. 193 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:38,753 I still might be. I'm deciding. 194 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:39,575 Mmm! 195 00:10:39,677 --> 00:10:41,711 ♪ This lamb is your lamb ♪ 196 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:44,246 ♪ This lamb is my lamb ♪ 197 00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:46,348 ♪ So have a salad ♪ 198 00:10:46,451 --> 00:10:49,652 ♪ With Thousand Island ♪ 199 00:10:51,556 --> 00:10:53,656 - Yeah. - I love the smell 200 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,858 of lettuce on a dinosaur's lips. 201 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,259 Huh? 202 00:10:57,361 --> 00:10:58,861 Uh... 203 00:10:58,963 --> 00:11:00,696 Uh... 204 00:11:02,801 --> 00:11:04,500 Yeah. Go, dude. 205 00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:06,903 All right. All right. 206 00:11:07,004 --> 00:11:08,370 Mmm! 207 00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:11,373 - Robert Mark Sinclair! - Huh? 208 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:13,743 Uh, Dad! Uh... 209 00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,210 Uh, let me explain. 210 00:11:15,312 --> 00:11:17,713 Not another word! We are gettin' out of here. 211 00:11:17,815 --> 00:11:19,059 - But... - Oh, whoa! 212 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,951 The old dinosaur's like totally herbiphobic. 213 00:11:22,053 --> 00:11:23,731 Dad, you're embarrassing me! 214 00:11:23,755 --> 00:11:25,688 I'm embarrassing you? 215 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:29,258 I just thank God your grandfather's not alive to see this. 216 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,793 You're a carnivore, Robert. 217 00:11:30,895 --> 00:11:32,961 - You belong with your own kind. - Yeah. OK, Dad. 218 00:11:33,064 --> 00:11:34,096 Now, come on! 219 00:11:34,199 --> 00:11:36,399 What's it gonna be, Robbie? 220 00:11:36,501 --> 00:11:39,335 Are you carnivore, herbivore, or what? 221 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,971 Well, why do I have to be anything? 222 00:11:42,073 --> 00:11:43,472 I have a dream 223 00:11:43,574 --> 00:11:45,808 that someday a dinosaur will be judged 224 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,910 not by the content of his lunch box, 225 00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:50,713 but by the quality of his character. 226 00:11:50,815 --> 00:11:51,815 All right! 227 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:53,182 Yeah. Right on. 228 00:11:53,284 --> 00:11:55,784 - Ooh! You're such a radical! - Yeah. 229 00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:58,199 Let go of my son, you pea pusher. 230 00:11:58,223 --> 00:12:01,390 Dad, so what if they eat a few peas? They're proud of it. 231 00:12:01,492 --> 00:12:04,493 ♪ All we are saying... ♪ 232 00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:06,762 Come on! Hey! Aah! 233 00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:10,632 ♪ Is give peas a chance ♪ 234 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,335 Everybody's talking 'bout radishes... 235 00:12:12,437 --> 00:12:14,636 ♪ All we are saying... ♪ 236 00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:17,740 Yeah, I should have dragged you out here 237 00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:19,241 a long time ago, Robert. 238 00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:21,576 Look, Dad, I don't want to go hunting. 239 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:24,480 I just don't like killing things, all right? 240 00:12:24,582 --> 00:12:27,717 Robert, listen to me, you're not a kid anymore. 241 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,051 OK, now, look. 242 00:12:29,153 --> 00:12:30,453 No one knows this. 243 00:12:30,555 --> 00:12:32,555 I didn't even tell your mother this. 244 00:12:32,657 --> 00:12:35,023 When I was 14, I... 245 00:12:35,126 --> 00:12:37,526 I experimented with some lettuce. 246 00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:39,795 But, those were my salad days 247 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,530 and you're too old for that, Rob. 248 00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,733 We're dinosaurs. We're ferocious, merciless. 249 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,702 - Yeah, yeah. - We got a reputation, Son. 250 00:12:46,804 --> 00:12:48,271 Shh! 251 00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:50,873 That's it. I hear our prey. 252 00:12:50,975 --> 00:12:52,742 Now watch me, Son. 253 00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:56,579 OK? First we start to salivate. 254 00:12:56,681 --> 00:13:00,049 Yeah! Then we approach with stealth. 255 00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:04,220 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Raah! 256 00:13:04,322 --> 00:13:06,122 Ooh! Ooh! 257 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:09,157 This is it, boy. Bon appétit. 258 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,360 - I don't wanna. - Eat him! 259 00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:12,662 I'm not even hungry. 260 00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:14,630 Put him in your mouth and chew. 261 00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:16,198 You can't make me. 262 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,367 Hey. What's with the kid? 263 00:13:18,469 --> 00:13:20,369 Uh, nothing. Nothing's wrong with my kid. 264 00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:22,872 - He's a veg-o, isn't he? - Hey, hey! 265 00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:25,608 Will you just eat him, and let's go home, Robbie? 266 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,009 No. 267 00:13:27,111 --> 00:13:29,478 My son tried the same thing at his age. 268 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,620 "Why do I have to eat other creatures, Dad?" 269 00:13:31,682 --> 00:13:33,728 "What's so important about the food chain?" 270 00:13:33,752 --> 00:13:35,429 - What did you do? - I ate him. 271 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,452 - I like it. - I'm tough, but I'm fair. 272 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,588 Robbie, the little snack is making sense. 273 00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,690 The food chain is what we live by. 274 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,625 It's what we've always lived by. 275 00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:45,894 Bigger eats smaller. It's sacred, 276 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,830 the one thing that gives order to our world. 277 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,732 Huh? 278 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:52,901 What's that? 279 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,303 Oh. Swamp monster. 280 00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:57,440 Don't worry, he never comes out unless he's hungry. 281 00:14:02,313 --> 00:14:06,281 Dad! Dad! 282 00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:16,792 Phew! That was a close one. 283 00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:18,027 Robbie! 284 00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:33,876 Incoming! 285 00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:36,912 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooa! 286 00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:39,916 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 287 00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:41,850 Where am I? 288 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:44,320 Don't they teach you anything in biology, kid? 289 00:14:44,422 --> 00:14:46,321 Whoa. You mean... 290 00:14:46,423 --> 00:14:49,058 Yeah. We got eaten. I was the appetizer. 291 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,192 You were the main course. 292 00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:52,494 - We're in a stomach? - Yeah. 293 00:14:52,596 --> 00:14:54,329 But I wouldn't worry. A guy your size 294 00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:56,632 could sit here for days before heading south. 295 00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:58,400 Incoming! 296 00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:04,574 Fast food. Shoots right through. 297 00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:07,309 Hey, how can you just sit here waiting to be digested? 298 00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:10,545 Well, that's not gonna happen to me. I'm a dinosaur! Whoa! 299 00:15:10,647 --> 00:15:14,783 Listen to mister big shot, fancy pants, top of the food chain. 300 00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,326 - Let me tell you somethin'. - Huh? 301 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:19,522 We're all the same in the stomach. 302 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,465 Fran. Franny? 303 00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,034 Fran. Fran. 304 00:15:32,136 --> 00:15:33,347 Where's Robbie? 305 00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:34,371 Franny... 306 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:35,837 Did you find Robbie? 307 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,439 I found him, Fran. 308 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,675 Earl, did you teach him about the food chain? 309 00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:43,246 He knows everything there is to know about the food chain. 310 00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:45,581 Good. Then we can have dinner. 311 00:15:47,351 --> 00:15:48,985 He's eaten, Fran. 312 00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:51,354 Earl, what is wrong with you? 313 00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:52,799 - Fran. - What? 314 00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:54,234 - Fran! - What? 315 00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:55,269 - Fran! - What? 316 00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:56,303 - Fran! - What? 317 00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:59,962 What's missing? 318 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:04,132 Earl, did Robbie get eaten? 319 00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:09,872 Swamp... Swamp... Oh! Swamp! Big monster! 320 00:16:09,974 --> 00:16:13,041 Swamp monster! Teeth! Teeth! So many teeth! 321 00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:15,644 Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Big teeth! Little teeth! 322 00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:17,246 Rows and rows and rows! 323 00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:20,216 All right. We'll go and get him. 324 00:16:21,352 --> 00:16:22,985 What's going on? 325 00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:25,221 Oh! Charlene! Charlene! No. No. 326 00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:28,991 There are just some things too horrible for you to know. 327 00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:30,860 Who ate Robbie? 328 00:16:30,962 --> 00:16:32,762 I don't know! I don't know! 329 00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,397 What do you think? I asked him for his card? 330 00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,166 You must have gotten a look at him. 331 00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:41,670 Oh, he was big, Fran. He was big and mean and hungry. 332 00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:44,873 Oh, that could be almost anybody out there. 333 00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:46,308 I don't believe it. 334 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:49,211 Robbie, my brother, eaten. 335 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:55,550 Earl, we have to do something! 336 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:58,220 How about if we turn his room into, like, 337 00:16:58,322 --> 00:16:59,966 a memorial walk-in closet? 338 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,526 - OK. - OK, Earl, listen. 339 00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:06,928 Swamp monsters take days 340 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,875 to digest a big meal like Robbie. 341 00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,419 We have got to save him! 342 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,848 Well, what do you want me to do, Franny? 343 00:17:14,872 --> 00:17:18,106 The laws of nature clearly state that bigger eats smaller. 344 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,109 I mean, the swamp monster is well within his rights. 345 00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:25,180 The laws of nature also state that we protect our young, 346 00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:27,583 no matter what. 347 00:17:31,855 --> 00:17:35,257 Oh, jeez, they get you coming and going! 348 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,793 Oh, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie... 349 00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:47,703 Well, uh... I guess... 350 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,672 it was somewhere right around here. 351 00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:52,875 Uh, yeah, that tree. 352 00:17:52,977 --> 00:17:54,497 - Here? - Yeah, yeah. 353 00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:55,923 - Where? - Down there. 354 00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:58,047 There's the leaf, I remember. 355 00:17:58,149 --> 00:18:00,682 Yeah. There's the place. 356 00:18:00,784 --> 00:18:01,683 Fine. 357 00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:03,218 You wade in there, 358 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,454 and don't come back without our son. 359 00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:08,190 This is a big swamp. 360 00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:13,895 There's probably two dozen swamp monsters 361 00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,966 that look exactly alike, with the same big teeth. 362 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:21,804 How am I supposed to know which one ate Robbie? 363 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,876 That's him. 364 00:18:29,346 --> 00:18:30,679 Two pair. Ha-ha-ha! 365 00:18:30,781 --> 00:18:33,214 Ha! Full house. Ha-ha-ha! 366 00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:35,917 What a day I'm having. 367 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,887 Incoming! 368 00:18:37,989 --> 00:18:40,656 Aaah! Jeez! Ow! Ooh! 369 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,892 Huh? 370 00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:46,028 - Bleurgh! Yuck! Yow! - Dad! 371 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,096 Dad, you came in after me! 372 00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:49,431 Your mother made me. 373 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,900 I really appreciate it, Dad. 374 00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:54,502 Don't you make nice with me. 375 00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:56,338 You who spit on the food chain. 376 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,675 Well, it's the food chain that got us into this mess. 377 00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:01,610 Spit, spit, spit. 378 00:19:01,712 --> 00:19:04,413 We're about to be digested. Do you wanna cut me some slack? 379 00:19:04,515 --> 00:19:07,282 You want me to cut you some slack? 380 00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:10,051 Well, all you got to do is eat him. 381 00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:12,065 Uh, could you wait a minute? 382 00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,723 Heh! Full house. Heh-heh-heh. 383 00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:16,659 Straight flush. 384 00:19:18,863 --> 00:19:20,563 Eat me. 385 00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:22,898 What difference does it make what I eat anyway? 386 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,134 This is not about eating. 387 00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,702 This is about... 388 00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,370 It's about defiance. 389 00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:31,040 You defy me every chance you get. 390 00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:32,886 You don't eat what I want you to eat, 391 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,277 you don't think what I want you to think, 392 00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:38,012 and you don't do what I want you to do. 393 00:19:38,115 --> 00:19:40,682 Just tell me what it is that you have against me, 394 00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:43,719 and I will happily jump down this guy's intestines. 395 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,788 I don't have anything against you, Dad. It's just... 396 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:49,625 It's just I don't agree with anything you've ever said. 397 00:19:49,727 --> 00:19:54,329 All I ever wanted was for you to live your life exactly like me. 398 00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:55,930 Is that too much to ask? 399 00:19:56,032 --> 00:19:59,101 Oh, come on, Dad! Didn't you ever disagree with your father? 400 00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:02,304 No! Never! 401 00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:04,606 Almost always. 402 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,208 But what's your point? 403 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,710 So you and Grandpa used to fight like you and me? 404 00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:10,446 Yeah, but that was different. 405 00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:12,581 He was always wrong. 406 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:15,283 Your grandpa was less evolved. 407 00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:17,586 He was a wild dinosaur. 408 00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:19,465 He expected me to live in the woods, 409 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:20,856 have kids in the mud, 410 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,198 eat my mate, and die in pieces. 411 00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:26,762 And you know? That was OK for him. 412 00:20:26,864 --> 00:20:28,430 But I wanted better. 413 00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:32,267 Maybe it's OK if sons have different ideas than their fathers. 414 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:35,103 Maybe it's how we evolve as dinosaurs. 415 00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:39,040 Yeah. Well, maybe that's the law of nature. 416 00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:40,843 Like the food chain. 417 00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,681 How did you get so smart? 418 00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,783 I don't know. 419 00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:51,453 From Mom, I guess. 420 00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:58,326 I'm just sorry that we're going to be digested. 421 00:20:58,428 --> 00:20:59,973 You won't be able to have a son 422 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,331 who irritates you as much as you irritate me. 423 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,066 Aw, Dad. 424 00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:05,701 My son. 425 00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,503 - Heh-heh. - My son. 426 00:21:09,974 --> 00:21:11,273 Cut it out. 427 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,175 You're making me sick to my stomach. 428 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,710 - Huh? - What? 429 00:21:14,812 --> 00:21:17,146 That mushy stuff makes me nauseous. 430 00:21:17,247 --> 00:21:19,715 - Cut it out. - Aah. 431 00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:30,025 Uh, Robbie, you're the best son a dad could ever have! 432 00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:32,361 I just want you to be proud of me, Dad. 433 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:33,896 Every single day! 434 00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:38,033 Son, you are just a little ball of goodness. 435 00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,869 Oh, I love you, Daddy-wuddy-wuddy! 436 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,872 Hey, we're hugging down here! 437 00:21:43,974 --> 00:21:44,873 We're hugging. 438 00:21:44,975 --> 00:21:46,775 Whoa! 439 00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:48,610 Whoa! Whoa! 440 00:21:48,712 --> 00:21:50,412 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 441 00:21:59,624 --> 00:22:00,767 Another shower, Dad? 442 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:02,524 Yeah. Ten more ought to do it. 443 00:22:02,627 --> 00:22:05,026 - You get spit up? - Yep. 444 00:22:05,128 --> 00:22:08,430 - You got spit up, too? - Yep. 445 00:22:08,532 --> 00:22:10,398 Did you bring me a present? 446 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,802 Meat and vegetables. Everyone can pick what they want. 447 00:22:13,904 --> 00:22:16,104 Hear that, kids? Your mother and I aren't too old 448 00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:18,084 that we still can't learn a thing or two. 449 00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:21,476 What I learned is that my kids are smart enough to eat whatever they want. 450 00:22:21,578 --> 00:22:23,144 Thanks, Dad. 451 00:22:23,246 --> 00:22:24,846 Thanks, Dad.